I hate those posts that are like: GIVING GUYS BONERS IS SO EMPOWERING OOH LOOK AT ME I MADE YOUR DICK HARD I HAVE CONTROL NOW like please don’t flatter yourself I wake up with one every single day for no reason at all whatsoever so don’t act like it’s an achievement 

via: maxlibertarios

most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks






what’s kanker?

nigga you never watched Ed, Edd, and Eddy?

I mean

I know it’s dem three sisters…. but is that bad or good? 


Oh my god

(Source: little-miss-anthropy)


before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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via: old-lady-bitch

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"My body literally aches at the thought of never seeing you again."

~(via the-psycho-cutie)

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I am feeling quite desperate