March 2012
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
hmmm
should i start on my 15 page paper?
or the the 10 page one?
or the five page?
or the four?
or the two page?
or should i cry and tell my professors i hate them
February 2012
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FUCK. I still have to do all that FAFSA shit.
It’s the biggest pain the ass.
textposter:
Where do all these boners keep coming from
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via 1612th)
i find it hilarious that this post has over 6,000 notes. and he didnt even say this.
tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
Anonymous asked: You're super cute :)
